Friday 8 April 2011

WARNING

Car thieves are operating in this area.


In the early hours of Saturday 2nd April. My prized 16 year old Toyota Celica was stolen, vandalised & written off by what can only be described as pond film; the lowest form of life that crawled out of the ooze.
 This has seriously incapacitated my gig intake. the first casualty of this being 'Gunfire Dance' at the Actress & bishop in Birmingham last saturday. (sorry we couldn't make it Jez, hope you had a great night, at least our ticket money went to a worthy cause).
 I would just like to leave a message for these slimy, thieving little toads; . . .
 MAY YOUR NEXT SHIT BE A HEDGEHOG & may you feel every spine on evacuation. See you in court.
     Chin bloody chin.

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